Why would you make me answer the door or the phone, I don’t do those things for just anyone, don’t make me do it again, if I have to answer another useless/unnecessary phone call or open the door again for religious dipshits or assholes trying to sell me shit Ill throw acid in your face. 

I’m going to go cry myself to sleep now and hopefully I won’t wake up tomorrow.

And I’ll just think about how useless and hated I am and how jealous I am of people that have someone that loves them until I am driven to absolute madness. 

the next time a wrong number calls me I’m not even kidding I will literally smash the phone against the wall not only because I’m about to lose my mind over the call but over the fact that I even have to be stuck with this shit phone and that I don’t have even the tiniest ounce of control over anything in my life I have zero tolerance and patience for bullshit and I’ve had it with getting my hopes up thinking it’s for a job interview and it’s only a wrong number DO NOT FUCK WITH ME RIGHT NOW OR EVER AGAIN IF ANOTHER HOUSTON AREA NUMBER CALLS ME AND IT’S NOT FOR A JOB I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, KILL YOUR LOVED ONES, AND THEN KILL YOU IN THE MOST AGONIZING MANNER I CAN THINK OF

blamscuits:

do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was

(via obeseblackguy)

• me: ugh there are people here